CATastrophe?!!

"Marriages are made in heaven" - general belief .. 

Well.. nowadays they are made in heaven.. but get shifted downwards after sometime !!!wat say?

Fights between a couple are very common.. yeah .

okie. If u reach the highest limit of ur patience, and could not stand ur spouse anymore,... what would  you do.. i mean.. normally?? 

>walk out?

>stay dumb?

>kiss and make up??

>one tight slap???

>throw someTHING?? (thing. i mean)

okay.. any more ideas??? I read this sometime before.. and couldn't stop thinking about this!!!

A guy Paulwood of Pennsylvania, threw a CAT on his wife.

Yeah . its not a typo err. A CAT. WTH! How could anyone possibly get such dumb weird ideas??

The couple got into some fight n the guy threw their family CAT on his wife.He was eventually arrested for domestic ill-treatment.! (and not for trying to hurt his wife.. note the point!)

Well this reminds me of a vivek (the famous comedian of tamilnadu.. if u din know:P) comedy.. from the film whistle. The guy 'll accidently face electric shock n will get some supernatural power .. of hearing what people think in their minds. Did i say people ? it incudes animals too :P the scene 'll show wat a dog thinks in its mind.. while it faces human interference!! if only the cat could talk! It would've used the worst ever possible words to swear at that weird fellow!!

Seriously.. where do they get such ideas from...

OKKAANTHU YOSIPPAANGALO ??? 

FAILport???

     Like any other final year engineering student, I found myself reluctantly filling the monotonous passport forms. As usual i took a lifetime to make everything ready, and thats when they opened passport office in my city ! They said only online registration is allowed, no hand-filled forms. (WTH!) annoyed yet badly in need of a passport , I started with online registration n stuff, and got the date of submission as feb 2nd '09.

    The time slot alloted was 11.15 am, but some "experienced" people told me '7 will be fine i guess.. Go there at 7 am da kanna'. I actually laughed at their ignorance... later realised that i was the ignorant ass ! Being the 'D' day today .. I got up at 6am (btw slept at 1 .. what was i doing? - Arranging all the documents - yeah procrastination is my childhood friend ;-)) Got ready and before i knew.. i was standing in a queue .. With almost 15 people in front of me! (Man.. when do these people get up? Do they even sleep?)

   Well.. tell me what do you think is the worst thing in life.. that you hope you ll never want to go through ? Death ? Failure ? being alone ? Trust me there is nothin worse than standing in a 'God knows how long' queue.. for 31/2 hours . And yeah the most important thing - I ll be incomplete if i dont mention this. A queue, very much close to the toilet. Wow what a romantic location to stand for hours together.

   And so I waited, and waited and waited. The queue started growing behind me. A dull looking old man was standing behind me.. Was wondering Where is he gonna go.. why does he need a passport in this age..okie. I know that’s so mean of me to think like that.. but hey.. even you would think that if u were there! Then saw a family coming towards my part in the line.. They came to the man, stood there and asked him to go. He was the driver. Poor soul. This is how people take advantage of their servants.

   The family included a school girl, in her uniform.. probably hoping to finish it and go to school by noon I guess :-p

   As time passed.. the queue became longer.. and the toilet odour.. (I mean the phenol smell! :P) became intense. Though I am thin and kinda appear to be a‘not so healthy’ person.., I was mentally strong enough to stand patiently next to the toilet n not complain.

  Suddenly, peace was disturbed by people behind me, I turned back to see what happened.. ( well, was too bored in the queue.. would love to see any thing interesting ;P) The girl in uniform was about to faint.. it seems she is allergic to phenol smell (WTH!)!!!

  After that and another long hour in the queue.. I noticed that the queue ended in front of me.. !! :D it has taken a turn :P the queue became a ‘U’ :P :P

  The sentry came running , throwing out commands.. sent people in, after checking them ofcourse .. (you know.. people may really want to keep bombs in that long, god forsaken building!)

  My turn came.. God .. I thought I’ll have to spend half of my lifetime there!(quarter of which , I ve already spent , STUDYING!) After some really anger provoking conversations with restless people at the office.. I came out with the bill.. yaayy..!! submitted my passport application!! Felt as if I achieved something big! Really… standing near that toilet was a great achievement indeed!!

  INDIA has become advanced.. INDIA is modern.. I hear these atleast 5 times a day.. I wonder why they cannot arrange atleast a token system at the passport office, so that we need not stand from 7am (for the office that’s opening at 9.30am) .. And please.. Shift that toilet or change the queue place !!!

  Passport experience was an ‘experience’ indeed.. but it failed to amuse me!!!

The First one

This my first blog ever ! I am really excited about this whole blog thing !

Hoping to use this to think aloud , Share opinions about anything n everything .

So, here I start .

More to follow :)